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A) 25 percent B) 33 percent C) 50 percent D) 42 percent
A) He makes him hit a miraculous hole-in-one. B) He bans him from the synagogue. C) He makes him lose his golf clubs. D) He strikes him with lightning.
A) Because he broke his golf club in the process. B) Because it ruined his golf game. C) Because he has no one to tell about his amazing shot. D) Because he was caught by the congregation.
A) It is forbidden to eat lobster. B) You must say it before eating. C) I do not know the answer. D) What's a beracha?
A) He is very religious and needs both. B) One for him and one for his friends. C) He goes to one and refuses to step foot in the other. D) One is for holidays and one is for daily prayer.
A) Because that is the current price. B) Because he is very precise. C) Because he has a coupon. D) Because he does not buy retail.
A) He keeps what falls inside the circle. B) He gives it all to the poor. C) He keeps all the money for himself. D) He asks God to take whatever is His.
A) They close on the Sabbath. B) There is a fork in the sugar bowl. C) They only serve kosher food. D) The coffee is free for religious people.
A) A dozen roses. B) A dozen gemstones. C) A dozen rabbis. D) A dozen bagels.
A) There was no brisket left. B) The mother says it is for the shiva. C) The mother refused to share it. D) The brisket was burnt.
A) Is the pay good? B) Are you sure you can act? C) That is a wonderful role. D) Tell them you want a speaking role.
A) He could not find a nice Jewish boy. B) She does not like Miguel. C) She does not like the weather in Miami. D) He is not calling her enough.
A) He never visits her. B) He is not a lawyer. C) He is not married yet. D) He is the President but not a doctor.
A) Because the room is noisy. B) Because the staff is rude. C) Because he cannot kvetch. D) Because the food is bad.
A) Are you ready to order? B) Would you like dessert? C) How is the food? D) Is anything all right?
A) Thank you for the water. B) Oy, was I thirsty. C) I am still thirsty. D) The water was cold.
A) Warsaw B) Kraków C) Vilnius D) Chełm
A) Wise Men of Gotham B) Robin Hood C) Sherlock Holmes D) King Arthur
A) Schildbürger B) Baron Munchausen C) Faust D) Brothers Grimm
A) Aaron Zeitlin B) Shlomo Simon C) Ovsey Driz D) Isaac Bashevis Singer
A) Booker Prize B) Nobel Prize C) Pulitzer Prize D) National Book Award
A) Journalism B) Playwriting C) Prose D) Verse
A) Allen Mandelbaum B) Isaac Bashevis Singer C) Y. Y. Trunk D) Aaron Zeitlin
A) Frying B) Exile C) Public shaming D) Drowning
A) Foolishness B) Wisdom C) Gold D) Sin
A) The Fools of Chełm B) Village of Idiots C) The Heroes of Chelm D) Chelmaxioms
A) 19th century B) 18th century C) 20th century D) 17th century
A) The Fools of Chełm B) Chelmaxioms C) The Wise Men of Helm D) Village of Idiots
A) Squirrels. B) Mice. C) Bats. D) Birds.
A) They started attending services daily. B) They became members of the congregation. C) They were never seen again. D) They brought other squirrels to the synagogue.
A) Political leaders. B) The laws of physics. C) Other religious groups. D) Their own negative stereotypes.
A) The elderly members. B) The choir members. C) The converts. D) The Rabbis.
A) Garlic from the market. B) The heat of the oven. C) A spice called Shabbat. D) A secret family recipe.
A) The Rabbi. B) Caesar. C) The community leader. D) A student.
A) Zionism B) Hasidism C) Haskalah D) Orthodoxy
A) Moshe Waldoks B) Saul Bellow C) Djoha D) Rabbi Jeremiah
A) Shtoch B) Mishnah C) Haskalah D) Badchens
A) Shiva Baby B) Seinfeld C) Curb Your Enthusiasm D) The Goldbergs
A) Milton Berle B) Charlie Chaplin C) Jerry Lewis D) Joan Rivers
A) Writer B) Ritual slaughterer C) Rabbi D) Innkeeper
A) Poland B) Germany C) Russia D) Ukraine
A) Eric Kimmel B) Trina Schart Hyman C) Rabbi Boruch D) The Vilna Troupe
A) Bankers B) Politicians C) Chimneysweeps D) Farmers
A) The Baal Shem Tov's followers B) The Pamyat headquarters C) The Vilna Troupe D) A local Ukrainian theatre
A) Convert to Christianity B) Eat a kosher meal C) Refuse to attend D) Try some pork
A) A historic enemy of the people B) The man who stole his gold C) A tyrant who ruined the country D) The genius who thought up this worker's paradise
A) Absurdist humor B) Gallows humor C) Slapstick humor D) Political satire
A) Schnitzel B) Boulevard C) Angel D) Shnook
A) Shlemiel-shlimazel B) Fancy-schmancy C) Kibbutz-schnitzel D) Shnook-shmendrik
A) Using only Yiddish slang B) Ending sentences with questions C) Avoiding all English words D) Speaking in rhyme
A) Boulevard B) Sandwich C) Midnight D) Shlimazel |