A) 25 percent B) 42 percent C) 50 percent D) 33 percent
A) He makes him hit a miraculous hole-in-one. B) He strikes him with lightning. C) He makes him lose his golf clubs. D) He bans him from the synagogue.
A) Because he was caught by the congregation. B) Because it ruined his golf game. C) Because he broke his golf club in the process. D) Because he has no one to tell about his amazing shot.
A) What's a beracha? B) You must say it before eating. C) I do not know the answer. D) It is forbidden to eat lobster.
A) He is very religious and needs both. B) He goes to one and refuses to step foot in the other. C) One for him and one for his friends. D) One is for holidays and one is for daily prayer.
A) Because he has a coupon. B) Because that is the current price. C) Because he does not buy retail. D) Because he is very precise.
A) He keeps what falls inside the circle. B) He asks God to take whatever is His. C) He gives it all to the poor. D) He keeps all the money for himself.
A) They close on the Sabbath. B) They only serve kosher food. C) The coffee is free for religious people. D) There is a fork in the sugar bowl.
A) A dozen gemstones. B) A dozen rabbis. C) A dozen roses. D) A dozen bagels.
A) The mother says it is for the shiva. B) There was no brisket left. C) The brisket was burnt. D) The mother refused to share it.
A) That is a wonderful role. B) Is the pay good? C) Tell them you want a speaking role. D) Are you sure you can act?
A) She does not like the weather in Miami. B) He could not find a nice Jewish boy. C) She does not like Miguel. D) He is not calling her enough.
A) He never visits her. B) He is not married yet. C) He is not a lawyer. D) He is the President but not a doctor.
A) Because he cannot kvetch. B) Because the food is bad. C) Because the room is noisy. D) Because the staff is rude.
A) Are you ready to order? B) Is anything all right? C) Would you like dessert? D) How is the food?
A) I am still thirsty. B) Oy, was I thirsty. C) The water was cold. D) Thank you for the water.
A) Kraków B) Warsaw C) Chełm D) Vilnius
A) Robin Hood B) King Arthur C) Wise Men of Gotham D) Sherlock Holmes
A) Baron Munchausen B) Faust C) Schildbürger D) Brothers Grimm
A) Isaac Bashevis Singer B) Ovsey Driz C) Aaron Zeitlin D) Shlomo Simon
A) Booker Prize B) Pulitzer Prize C) Nobel Prize D) National Book Award
A) Journalism B) Verse C) Prose D) Playwriting
A) Allen Mandelbaum B) Isaac Bashevis Singer C) Y. Y. Trunk D) Aaron Zeitlin
A) Drowning B) Exile C) Frying D) Public shaming
A) Foolishness B) Wisdom C) Gold D) Sin
A) The Heroes of Chelm B) Chelmaxioms C) The Fools of Chełm D) Village of Idiots
A) 18th century B) 17th century C) 19th century D) 20th century
A) The Wise Men of Helm B) The Fools of Chełm C) Chelmaxioms D) Village of Idiots
A) Birds. B) Mice. C) Squirrels. D) Bats.
A) They brought other squirrels to the synagogue. B) They started attending services daily. C) They became members of the congregation. D) They were never seen again.
A) Political leaders. B) The laws of physics. C) Other religious groups. D) Their own negative stereotypes.
A) The elderly members. B) The Rabbis. C) The choir members. D) The converts.
A) Garlic from the market. B) The heat of the oven. C) A spice called Shabbat. D) A secret family recipe.
A) Caesar. B) A student. C) The community leader. D) The Rabbi.
A) Haskalah B) Zionism C) Orthodoxy D) Hasidism
A) Djoha B) Moshe Waldoks C) Rabbi Jeremiah D) Saul Bellow
A) Shtoch B) Haskalah C) Badchens D) Mishnah
A) Shiva Baby B) The Goldbergs C) Seinfeld D) Curb Your Enthusiasm
A) Charlie Chaplin B) Joan Rivers C) Milton Berle D) Jerry Lewis
A) Innkeeper B) Rabbi C) Ritual slaughterer D) Writer
A) Germany B) Ukraine C) Poland D) Russia
A) Rabbi Boruch B) Eric Kimmel C) The Vilna Troupe D) Trina Schart Hyman
A) Farmers B) Bankers C) Politicians D) Chimneysweeps
A) The Baal Shem Tov's followers B) A local Ukrainian theatre C) The Vilna Troupe D) The Pamyat headquarters
A) Convert to Christianity B) Refuse to attend C) Try some pork D) Eat a kosher meal
A) A historic enemy of the people B) The genius who thought up this worker's paradise C) A tyrant who ruined the country D) The man who stole his gold
A) Slapstick humor B) Political satire C) Absurdist humor D) Gallows humor
A) Angel B) Boulevard C) Schnitzel D) Shnook
A) Shnook-shmendrik B) Fancy-schmancy C) Kibbutz-schnitzel D) Shlemiel-shlimazel
A) Ending sentences with questions B) Avoiding all English words C) Using only Yiddish slang D) Speaking in rhyme
A) Boulevard B) Midnight C) Sandwich D) Shlimazel |