A) 50 percent B) 42 percent C) 33 percent D) 25 percent
A) He makes him hit a miraculous hole-in-one. B) He bans him from the synagogue. C) He makes him lose his golf clubs. D) He strikes him with lightning.
A) Because he broke his golf club in the process. B) Because he has no one to tell about his amazing shot. C) Because it ruined his golf game. D) Because he was caught by the congregation.
A) What's a beracha? B) It is forbidden to eat lobster. C) You must say it before eating. D) I do not know the answer.
A) He is very religious and needs both. B) He goes to one and refuses to step foot in the other. C) One for him and one for his friends. D) One is for holidays and one is for daily prayer.
A) Because he does not buy retail. B) Because he has a coupon. C) Because he is very precise. D) Because that is the current price.
A) He keeps what falls inside the circle. B) He gives it all to the poor. C) He asks God to take whatever is His. D) He keeps all the money for himself.
A) There is a fork in the sugar bowl. B) The coffee is free for religious people. C) They close on the Sabbath. D) They only serve kosher food.
A) A dozen rabbis. B) A dozen roses. C) A dozen gemstones. D) A dozen bagels.
A) There was no brisket left. B) The brisket was burnt. C) The mother says it is for the shiva. D) The mother refused to share it.
A) Is the pay good? B) Tell them you want a speaking role. C) Are you sure you can act? D) That is a wonderful role.
A) He is not calling her enough. B) She does not like Miguel. C) She does not like the weather in Miami. D) He could not find a nice Jewish boy.
A) He is the President but not a doctor. B) He is not a lawyer. C) He never visits her. D) He is not married yet.
A) Because the staff is rude. B) Because the food is bad. C) Because the room is noisy. D) Because he cannot kvetch.
A) Would you like dessert? B) How is the food? C) Are you ready to order? D) Is anything all right?
A) Oy, was I thirsty. B) The water was cold. C) Thank you for the water. D) I am still thirsty.
A) Kraków B) Warsaw C) Vilnius D) Chełm
A) King Arthur B) Robin Hood C) Wise Men of Gotham D) Sherlock Holmes
A) Brothers Grimm B) Baron Munchausen C) Schildbürger D) Faust
A) Isaac Bashevis Singer B) Ovsey Driz C) Shlomo Simon D) Aaron Zeitlin
A) Booker Prize B) Pulitzer Prize C) Nobel Prize D) National Book Award
A) Prose B) Verse C) Playwriting D) Journalism
A) Y. Y. Trunk B) Isaac Bashevis Singer C) Aaron Zeitlin D) Allen Mandelbaum
A) Drowning B) Exile C) Frying D) Public shaming
A) Gold B) Wisdom C) Sin D) Foolishness
A) Chelmaxioms B) The Fools of Chełm C) Village of Idiots D) The Heroes of Chelm
A) 20th century B) 18th century C) 19th century D) 17th century
A) The Wise Men of Helm B) The Fools of Chełm C) Chelmaxioms D) Village of Idiots
A) Bats. B) Birds. C) Squirrels. D) Mice.
A) They were never seen again. B) They started attending services daily. C) They became members of the congregation. D) They brought other squirrels to the synagogue.
A) The laws of physics. B) Their own negative stereotypes. C) Political leaders. D) Other religious groups.
A) The Rabbis. B) The elderly members. C) The choir members. D) The converts.
A) A secret family recipe. B) A spice called Shabbat. C) Garlic from the market. D) The heat of the oven.
A) A student. B) Caesar. C) The Rabbi. D) The community leader.
A) Orthodoxy B) Zionism C) Haskalah D) Hasidism
A) Saul Bellow B) Moshe Waldoks C) Rabbi Jeremiah D) Djoha
A) Badchens B) Haskalah C) Shtoch D) Mishnah
A) Seinfeld B) Shiva Baby C) Curb Your Enthusiasm D) The Goldbergs
A) Milton Berle B) Charlie Chaplin C) Jerry Lewis D) Joan Rivers
A) Rabbi B) Innkeeper C) Writer D) Ritual slaughterer
A) Russia B) Poland C) Germany D) Ukraine
A) Trina Schart Hyman B) Eric Kimmel C) The Vilna Troupe D) Rabbi Boruch
A) Chimneysweeps B) Politicians C) Farmers D) Bankers
A) The Vilna Troupe B) The Baal Shem Tov's followers C) A local Ukrainian theatre D) The Pamyat headquarters
A) Eat a kosher meal B) Refuse to attend C) Try some pork D) Convert to Christianity
A) A tyrant who ruined the country B) The man who stole his gold C) A historic enemy of the people D) The genius who thought up this worker's paradise
A) Absurdist humor B) Political satire C) Gallows humor D) Slapstick humor
A) Angel B) Boulevard C) Schnitzel D) Shnook
A) Shnook-shmendrik B) Fancy-schmancy C) Shlemiel-shlimazel D) Kibbutz-schnitzel
A) Avoiding all English words B) Ending sentences with questions C) Using only Yiddish slang D) Speaking in rhyme
A) Sandwich B) Shlimazel C) Boulevard D) Midnight |