Jewish humor

Jewish humor - Quiz

1. According to a 2013 Pew Research Center survey, what percentage of American Jews rated humor as essential to their Jewish identity?

A) 42 percent
B) 33 percent
C) 25 percent
D) 50 percent

2. In the joke about the Reform Rabbi playing golf on Yom Kippur, what does God do to punish him?

A) He bans him from the synagogue.
B) He makes him hit a miraculous hole-in-one.
C) He strikes him with lightning.
D) He makes him lose his golf clubs.

3. Why is the Reform Rabbi's hole-in-one considered a punishment in the joke?

A) Because he was caught by the congregation.
B) Because he broke his golf club in the process.
C) Because it ruined his golf game.
D) Because he has no one to tell about his amazing shot.

4. In the joke about the three rabbis and the lobster, what is the Reform rabbi's response when asked about a beracha?

A) You must say it before eating.
B) It is forbidden to eat lobster.
C) I do not know the answer.
D) What's a beracha?

5. In the joke about the desert island, why did the man build two synagogues?

A) One is for holidays and one is for daily prayer.
B) One for him and one for his friends.
C) He goes to one and refuses to step foot in the other.
D) He is very religious and needs both.

6. In the joke about the schnorrer in New York, why does he want 73 cents for coffee and pie?

A) Because he is very precise.
B) Because he has a coupon.
C) Because he does not buy retail.
D) Because that is the current price.

7. How does the Rabbi in the donation joke handle the money thrown into the air?

A) He keeps all the money for himself.
B) He keeps what falls inside the circle.
C) He gives it all to the poor.
D) He asks God to take whatever is His.

8. What is the punchline of the joke about the first Starbucks in Israel?

A) The coffee is free for religious people.
B) There is a fork in the sugar bowl.
C) They only serve kosher food.
D) They close on the Sabbath.

9. What does the barber find on his doorstep after cutting Rabbi Finklestein's hair for free?

A) A dozen gemstones.
B) A dozen roses.
C) A dozen rabbis.
D) A dozen bagels.

10. In the story about the man on his deathbed, why does he not get his mother's brisket?

A) The brisket was burnt.
B) The mother says it is for the shiva.
C) The mother refused to share it.
D) There was no brisket left.

11. What does the mother tell her son after he says he got the part of a 'Jewish husband' in the school play?

A) Tell them you want a speaking role.
B) Is the pay good?
C) Are you sure you can act?
D) That is a wonderful role.

12. What is the main complaint of the mother whose son is living in Miami with a man named Miguel?

A) She does not like Miguel.
B) He is not calling her enough.
C) She does not like the weather in Miami.
D) He could not find a nice Jewish boy.

13. In the telephone conversation between Miriam and Sharon, why is Sharon disappointed about her son Reuven?

A) He is not a lawyer.
B) He is not married yet.
C) He is the President but not a doctor.
D) He never visits her.

14. Why does the man in the hospital want to be transferred?

A) Because the food is bad.
B) Because he cannot kvetch.
C) Because the room is noisy.
D) Because the staff is rude.

15. What question did the waiter ask the group of dining Jewish mothers?

A) Are you ready to order?
B) Is anything all right?
C) Would you like dessert?
D) How is the food?

16. In the joke about the old man on the train, what does he say after drinking the water?

A) Oy, was I thirsty.
B) I am still thirsty.
C) Thank you for the water.
D) The water was cold.

17. Where are the foolish Jewish residents from in Eastern European Jewish humor?

A) Chełm
B) Kraków
C) Warsaw
D) Vilnius

18. Which English folk figures are similar to the wise men of Chełm?

A) King Arthur
B) Wise Men of Gotham
C) Sherlock Holmes
D) Robin Hood

19. Which German folk figures are similar to the wise men of Chełm?

A) Faust
B) Schildbürger
C) Baron Munchausen
D) Brothers Grimm

20. Who wrote The Fools of Chełm and Their History?

A) Aaron Zeitlin
B) Ovsey Driz
C) Isaac Bashevis Singer
D) Shlomo Simon

21. What award did Isaac Bashevis Singer receive?

A) Nobel Prize
B) National Book Award
C) Pulitzer Prize
D) Booker Prize

22. What genre did Ovsey Driz use for his Chełm stories?

A) Journalism
B) Playwriting
C) Prose
D) Verse

23. Who wrote the comedy Chelmer Chachomim?

A) Aaron Zeitlin
B) Isaac Bashevis Singer
C) Y. Y. Trunk
D) Allen Mandelbaum

24. How did the court in Chełm punish the fish that slapped a resident?

A) Frying
B) Drowning
C) Public shaming
D) Exile

25. In the creation myth of Chełm, what was in the second, heavier sack?

A) Gold
B) Sin
C) Wisdom
D) Foolishness

26. What is the book by Allen Mandelbaum that treats the wise men as scholars?

A) Chelmaxioms
B) Village of Idiots
C) The Fools of Chełm
D) The Heroes of Chelm

27. When do many traditions in Jewish humor date back to?

A) 17th century
B) 20th century
C) 18th century
D) 19th century

28. Which animated film is mentioned in the text as recounting Chełm tales?

A) The Fools of Chełm
B) The Wise Men of Helm
C) Chelmaxioms
D) Village of Idiots

29. What problem were the Rabbis discussing in the synagogue attic in the assimilation joke?

A) Squirrels.
B) Birds.
C) Mice.
D) Bats.

30. What was the result of giving the squirrels a bar mitzvah?

A) They started attending services daily.
B) They were never seen again.
C) They brought other squirrels to the synagogue.
D) They became members of the congregation.

31. What does the text say Jews often mock in their own humor?

A) Political leaders.
B) Their own negative stereotypes.
C) The laws of physics.
D) Other religious groups.

32. According to the joke about converts, who are the only normal ones in the congregation?

A) The elderly members.
B) The Rabbis.
C) The choir members.
D) The converts.

33. What excuse does Joshua ben Hananiah give for the fragrant odor of the Sabbath dish?

A) The heat of the oven.
B) Garlic from the market.
C) A spice called Shabbat.
D) A secret family recipe.

34. Who requests the secret spice from Joshua ben Hananiah?

A) The Rabbi.
B) The community leader.
C) A student.
D) Caesar.

35. Which movement was associated with the emergence of modern Jewish humor in the nineteenth century?

A) Orthodoxy
B) Hasidism
C) Haskalah
D) Zionism

36. Which folk character is associated with the Sephardic tradition of Jewish humor?

A) Saul Bellow
B) Moshe Waldoks
C) Djoha
D) Rabbi Jeremiah

37. What were the jesters known as in Eastern European Jewish communities?

A) Shtoch
B) Badchens
C) Haskalah
D) Mishnah

38. What was one of the first successful radio sitcoms to feature a Jewish family?

A) Curb Your Enthusiasm
B) Shiva Baby
C) Seinfeld
D) The Goldbergs

39. Which of these is NOT listed as a famous Jewish comedian in the text?

A) Milton Berle
B) Jerry Lewis
C) Charlie Chaplin
D) Joan Rivers

40. What was Hershele Ostropoler's profession before he was a jester?

A) Writer
B) Rabbi
C) Ritual slaughterer
D) Innkeeper

41. Where was Hershele Ostropoler reportedly from?

A) Russia
B) Germany
C) Ukraine
D) Poland

42. Who authored the illustrated children's books about Hershel?

A) Eric Kimmel
B) Trina Schart Hyman
C) Rabbi Boruch
D) The Vilna Troupe

43. In the joke regarding the assassination of Tsar Alexander II, whom does the rabbi link the Jews with?

A) Politicians
B) Farmers
C) Bankers
D) Chimneysweeps

44. Which group performed a comedy about Hershele Ostropoler in 1930?

A) The Pamyat headquarters
B) A local Ukrainian theatre
C) The Vilna Troupe
D) The Baal Shem Tov's followers

45. In the joke about pork, what does the rabbi say he will do at the priest's wedding?

A) Convert to Christianity
B) Eat a kosher meal
C) Try some pork
D) Refuse to attend

46. How did the old man describe Lenin to the customs official in Moscow?

A) The genius who thought up this worker's paradise
B) The man who stole his gold
C) A tyrant who ruined the country
D) A historic enemy of the people

47. What kind of humor does the text mention is found in Israeli jokes?

A) Absurdist humor
B) Political satire
C) Gallows humor
D) Slapstick humor

48. Which of the following is cited as a Yiddish term that sounds comical to English speakers?

A) Boulevard
B) Shnook
C) Angel
D) Schnitzel

49. What is a 'shm-reduplication' construct mentioned in the text?

A) Shnook-shmendrik
B) Kibbutz-schnitzel
C) Fancy-schmancy
D) Shlemiel-shlimazel

50. What linguistic trait of Yiddish became part of Jewish comedians' verbal word play?

A) Avoiding all English words
B) Using only Yiddish slang
C) Speaking in rhyme
D) Ending sentences with questions

51. Which of these words is specifically mentioned as being considered inherently funny?

A) Shlimazel
B) Boulevard
C) Sandwich
D) Midnight

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