A) Police Chief Marcus Altwateer witnessed Wilbur drive a car into the window of a convenience store. B) Wilbur was badly injured during his car accident and rushed to the hospital. C) The police determined that Wibur was drunk while driving the Oldsmobile sedan. D) Wilbur's owner was in the car with him when he drove the car into the window of a local convenience store.
A) happy B) crazed C) drunken D) sober
A) a display of windshield-washer fluid B) a soda fountain C) a hotdog stand D) the convenience store's front counter
A) Randy Stalwart and his connection to his crashed car B) How Wilbur was taken into custody by police officials C) the damage done to the Shop-A-Lot store by the car Wilbur was driving D) the reason for why Wilber was driving a car in the first place and the cause of the crash
A) Man Gets Pig Drunk and Crashes His Car B) Pig Has Crazy Night in Las Vegas C) Pig Robs Bank, Crashes Car D) Drunken Pig Has Automobile Accident
A) trespassers B) people C) ninjas D) spectators
A) Old People Love to Dance B) Walking Canes for Sale C) Big Bob's Nursing Home Adventure D) Geezer Ninjas Still At Large
A) twenty B) five C) ten D) three
A) The elderly ninjas are dangerous and should be locked up. B) The elderly ninjas injured several people. C) The elderly ninjas seem to have escaped from their nursing home more than once. D) The elderly ninjas are still on the loose as of the writing of this article.
A) body slamming them. B) kicking them. C) hitting them with their canes. D) karate chopping them.
A) enlarges B) limits C) broadens D) expands |