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A) 25 percent B) 33 percent C) 50 percent D) 42 percent
A) He makes him hit a miraculous hole-in-one. B) He bans him from the synagogue. C) He strikes him with lightning. D) He makes him lose his golf clubs.
A) Because he broke his golf club in the process. B) Because he has no one to tell about his amazing shot. C) Because he was caught by the congregation. D) Because it ruined his golf game.
A) What's a beracha? B) It is forbidden to eat lobster. C) I do not know the answer. D) You must say it before eating.
A) One is for holidays and one is for daily prayer. B) He goes to one and refuses to step foot in the other. C) One for him and one for his friends. D) He is very religious and needs both.
A) Because that is the current price. B) Because he has a coupon. C) Because he does not buy retail. D) Because he is very precise.
A) He asks God to take whatever is His. B) He keeps what falls inside the circle. C) He gives it all to the poor. D) He keeps all the money for himself.
A) There is a fork in the sugar bowl. B) They only serve kosher food. C) They close on the Sabbath. D) The coffee is free for religious people.
A) A dozen roses. B) A dozen bagels. C) A dozen rabbis. D) A dozen gemstones.
A) The mother says it is for the shiva. B) The brisket was burnt. C) The mother refused to share it. D) There was no brisket left.
A) Are you sure you can act? B) Tell them you want a speaking role. C) That is a wonderful role. D) Is the pay good?
A) He is not calling her enough. B) She does not like the weather in Miami. C) He could not find a nice Jewish boy. D) She does not like Miguel.
A) He is not married yet. B) He is the President but not a doctor. C) He never visits her. D) He is not a lawyer.
A) Because the staff is rude. B) Because he cannot kvetch. C) Because the room is noisy. D) Because the food is bad.
A) How is the food? B) Is anything all right? C) Are you ready to order? D) Would you like dessert?
A) I am still thirsty. B) Thank you for the water. C) The water was cold. D) Oy, was I thirsty.
A) Chełm B) Kraków C) Vilnius D) Warsaw
A) Wise Men of Gotham B) Sherlock Holmes C) King Arthur D) Robin Hood
A) Faust B) Brothers Grimm C) Schildbürger D) Baron Munchausen
A) Ovsey Driz B) Aaron Zeitlin C) Isaac Bashevis Singer D) Shlomo Simon
A) Booker Prize B) National Book Award C) Nobel Prize D) Pulitzer Prize
A) Playwriting B) Prose C) Verse D) Journalism
A) Isaac Bashevis Singer B) Aaron Zeitlin C) Allen Mandelbaum D) Y. Y. Trunk
A) Frying B) Drowning C) Public shaming D) Exile
A) Gold B) Sin C) Wisdom D) Foolishness
A) Chelmaxioms B) The Fools of Chełm C) Village of Idiots D) The Heroes of Chelm
A) 20th century B) 19th century C) 18th century D) 17th century
A) Chelmaxioms B) Village of Idiots C) The Fools of Chełm D) The Wise Men of Helm
A) Mice. B) Birds. C) Bats. D) Squirrels.
A) They were never seen again. B) They brought other squirrels to the synagogue. C) They started attending services daily. D) They became members of the congregation.
A) Other religious groups. B) Their own negative stereotypes. C) Political leaders. D) The laws of physics.
A) The converts. B) The Rabbis. C) The choir members. D) The elderly members.
A) A spice called Shabbat. B) A secret family recipe. C) The heat of the oven. D) Garlic from the market.
A) The community leader. B) A student. C) The Rabbi. D) Caesar.
A) Hasidism B) Haskalah C) Zionism D) Orthodoxy
A) Djoha B) Rabbi Jeremiah C) Moshe Waldoks D) Saul Bellow
A) Mishnah B) Badchens C) Haskalah D) Shtoch
A) Seinfeld B) Shiva Baby C) Curb Your Enthusiasm D) The Goldbergs
A) Charlie Chaplin B) Joan Rivers C) Jerry Lewis D) Milton Berle
A) Rabbi B) Innkeeper C) Ritual slaughterer D) Writer
A) Germany B) Poland C) Ukraine D) Russia
A) Rabbi Boruch B) The Vilna Troupe C) Trina Schart Hyman D) Eric Kimmel
A) Farmers B) Politicians C) Bankers D) Chimneysweeps
A) The Baal Shem Tov's followers B) A local Ukrainian theatre C) The Vilna Troupe D) The Pamyat headquarters
A) Convert to Christianity B) Eat a kosher meal C) Refuse to attend D) Try some pork
A) The genius who thought up this worker's paradise B) A tyrant who ruined the country C) A historic enemy of the people D) The man who stole his gold
A) Slapstick humor B) Political satire C) Absurdist humor D) Gallows humor
A) Boulevard B) Angel C) Schnitzel D) Shnook
A) Fancy-schmancy B) Shnook-shmendrik C) Shlemiel-shlimazel D) Kibbutz-schnitzel
A) Speaking in rhyme B) Avoiding all English words C) Ending sentences with questions D) Using only Yiddish slang
A) Boulevard B) Sandwich C) Shlimazel D) Midnight |