A) 25 percent B) 50 percent C) 42 percent D) 33 percent
A) He bans him from the synagogue. B) He makes him hit a miraculous hole-in-one. C) He makes him lose his golf clubs. D) He strikes him with lightning.
A) Because it ruined his golf game. B) Because he has no one to tell about his amazing shot. C) Because he broke his golf club in the process. D) Because he was caught by the congregation.
A) What's a beracha? B) You must say it before eating. C) I do not know the answer. D) It is forbidden to eat lobster.
A) He is very religious and needs both. B) One is for holidays and one is for daily prayer. C) One for him and one for his friends. D) He goes to one and refuses to step foot in the other.
A) Because he does not buy retail. B) Because he has a coupon. C) Because that is the current price. D) Because he is very precise.
A) He gives it all to the poor. B) He keeps all the money for himself. C) He asks God to take whatever is His. D) He keeps what falls inside the circle.
A) They only serve kosher food. B) The coffee is free for religious people. C) There is a fork in the sugar bowl. D) They close on the Sabbath.
A) A dozen gemstones. B) A dozen roses. C) A dozen rabbis. D) A dozen bagels.
A) The brisket was burnt. B) The mother says it is for the shiva. C) There was no brisket left. D) The mother refused to share it.
A) That is a wonderful role. B) Are you sure you can act? C) Tell them you want a speaking role. D) Is the pay good?
A) He could not find a nice Jewish boy. B) She does not like Miguel. C) He is not calling her enough. D) She does not like the weather in Miami.
A) He is not married yet. B) He is the President but not a doctor. C) He never visits her. D) He is not a lawyer.
A) Because the food is bad. B) Because he cannot kvetch. C) Because the room is noisy. D) Because the staff is rude.
A) Is anything all right? B) Would you like dessert? C) How is the food? D) Are you ready to order?
A) I am still thirsty. B) Thank you for the water. C) Oy, was I thirsty. D) The water was cold.
A) Vilnius B) Kraków C) Warsaw D) Chełm
A) Sherlock Holmes B) King Arthur C) Robin Hood D) Wise Men of Gotham
A) Brothers Grimm B) Schildbürger C) Baron Munchausen D) Faust
A) Isaac Bashevis Singer B) Ovsey Driz C) Aaron Zeitlin D) Shlomo Simon
A) Nobel Prize B) Booker Prize C) National Book Award D) Pulitzer Prize
A) Playwriting B) Verse C) Journalism D) Prose
A) Y. Y. Trunk B) Isaac Bashevis Singer C) Allen Mandelbaum D) Aaron Zeitlin
A) Drowning B) Frying C) Public shaming D) Exile
A) Foolishness B) Wisdom C) Gold D) Sin
A) Village of Idiots B) The Fools of Chełm C) Chelmaxioms D) The Heroes of Chelm
A) 18th century B) 17th century C) 20th century D) 19th century
A) Village of Idiots B) The Wise Men of Helm C) Chelmaxioms D) The Fools of Chełm
A) Bats. B) Squirrels. C) Mice. D) Birds.
A) They started attending services daily. B) They brought other squirrels to the synagogue. C) They were never seen again. D) They became members of the congregation.
A) Political leaders. B) Their own negative stereotypes. C) The laws of physics. D) Other religious groups.
A) The elderly members. B) The converts. C) The Rabbis. D) The choir members.
A) The heat of the oven. B) A secret family recipe. C) A spice called Shabbat. D) Garlic from the market.
A) A student. B) The Rabbi. C) Caesar. D) The community leader.
A) Hasidism B) Orthodoxy C) Zionism D) Haskalah
A) Rabbi Jeremiah B) Saul Bellow C) Moshe Waldoks D) Djoha
A) Haskalah B) Shtoch C) Mishnah D) Badchens
A) Curb Your Enthusiasm B) The Goldbergs C) Seinfeld D) Shiva Baby
A) Charlie Chaplin B) Joan Rivers C) Jerry Lewis D) Milton Berle
A) Writer B) Rabbi C) Innkeeper D) Ritual slaughterer
A) Poland B) Russia C) Ukraine D) Germany
A) Rabbi Boruch B) The Vilna Troupe C) Trina Schart Hyman D) Eric Kimmel
A) Politicians B) Chimneysweeps C) Farmers D) Bankers
A) The Baal Shem Tov's followers B) A local Ukrainian theatre C) The Pamyat headquarters D) The Vilna Troupe
A) Convert to Christianity B) Eat a kosher meal C) Refuse to attend D) Try some pork
A) The man who stole his gold B) A historic enemy of the people C) The genius who thought up this worker's paradise D) A tyrant who ruined the country
A) Gallows humor B) Absurdist humor C) Political satire D) Slapstick humor
A) Schnitzel B) Shnook C) Boulevard D) Angel
A) Shlemiel-shlimazel B) Kibbutz-schnitzel C) Shnook-shmendrik D) Fancy-schmancy
A) Ending sentences with questions B) Using only Yiddish slang C) Avoiding all English words D) Speaking in rhyme
A) Sandwich B) Shlimazel C) Boulevard D) Midnight |