A) 25 percent B) 42 percent C) 33 percent D) 50 percent
A) He strikes him with lightning. B) He makes him lose his golf clubs. C) He bans him from the synagogue. D) He makes him hit a miraculous hole-in-one.
A) Because he broke his golf club in the process. B) Because he has no one to tell about his amazing shot. C) Because it ruined his golf game. D) Because he was caught by the congregation.
A) It is forbidden to eat lobster. B) What's a beracha? C) You must say it before eating. D) I do not know the answer.
A) He is very religious and needs both. B) He goes to one and refuses to step foot in the other. C) One is for holidays and one is for daily prayer. D) One for him and one for his friends.
A) Because that is the current price. B) Because he does not buy retail. C) Because he has a coupon. D) Because he is very precise.
A) He keeps all the money for himself. B) He asks God to take whatever is His. C) He keeps what falls inside the circle. D) He gives it all to the poor.
A) They only serve kosher food. B) The coffee is free for religious people. C) There is a fork in the sugar bowl. D) They close on the Sabbath.
A) A dozen roses. B) A dozen gemstones. C) A dozen rabbis. D) A dozen bagels.
A) The mother refused to share it. B) The mother says it is for the shiva. C) There was no brisket left. D) The brisket was burnt.
A) Is the pay good? B) Tell them you want a speaking role. C) That is a wonderful role. D) Are you sure you can act?
A) He is not calling her enough. B) She does not like Miguel. C) He could not find a nice Jewish boy. D) She does not like the weather in Miami.
A) He is the President but not a doctor. B) He is not married yet. C) He is not a lawyer. D) He never visits her.
A) Because he cannot kvetch. B) Because the staff is rude. C) Because the food is bad. D) Because the room is noisy.
A) Is anything all right? B) How is the food? C) Are you ready to order? D) Would you like dessert?
A) The water was cold. B) Thank you for the water. C) Oy, was I thirsty. D) I am still thirsty.
A) Chełm B) Warsaw C) Vilnius D) Kraków
A) King Arthur B) Robin Hood C) Wise Men of Gotham D) Sherlock Holmes
A) Faust B) Baron Munchausen C) Brothers Grimm D) Schildbürger
A) Aaron Zeitlin B) Shlomo Simon C) Isaac Bashevis Singer D) Ovsey Driz
A) Booker Prize B) National Book Award C) Pulitzer Prize D) Nobel Prize
A) Verse B) Journalism C) Prose D) Playwriting
A) Y. Y. Trunk B) Isaac Bashevis Singer C) Allen Mandelbaum D) Aaron Zeitlin
A) Exile B) Frying C) Drowning D) Public shaming
A) Foolishness B) Gold C) Sin D) Wisdom
A) The Heroes of Chelm B) Chelmaxioms C) The Fools of Chełm D) Village of Idiots
A) 19th century B) 17th century C) 20th century D) 18th century
A) Village of Idiots B) Chelmaxioms C) The Wise Men of Helm D) The Fools of Chełm
A) Squirrels. B) Bats. C) Birds. D) Mice.
A) They became members of the congregation. B) They were never seen again. C) They started attending services daily. D) They brought other squirrels to the synagogue.
A) Their own negative stereotypes. B) Political leaders. C) The laws of physics. D) Other religious groups.
A) The Rabbis. B) The choir members. C) The converts. D) The elderly members.
A) The heat of the oven. B) A spice called Shabbat. C) A secret family recipe. D) Garlic from the market.
A) Caesar. B) A student. C) The community leader. D) The Rabbi.
A) Orthodoxy B) Zionism C) Hasidism D) Haskalah
A) Djoha B) Moshe Waldoks C) Saul Bellow D) Rabbi Jeremiah
A) Mishnah B) Shtoch C) Badchens D) Haskalah
A) Shiva Baby B) Curb Your Enthusiasm C) Seinfeld D) The Goldbergs
A) Jerry Lewis B) Milton Berle C) Charlie Chaplin D) Joan Rivers
A) Writer B) Ritual slaughterer C) Innkeeper D) Rabbi
A) Russia B) Ukraine C) Germany D) Poland
A) Eric Kimmel B) Trina Schart Hyman C) The Vilna Troupe D) Rabbi Boruch
A) Politicians B) Chimneysweeps C) Farmers D) Bankers
A) The Vilna Troupe B) The Baal Shem Tov's followers C) The Pamyat headquarters D) A local Ukrainian theatre
A) Convert to Christianity B) Try some pork C) Eat a kosher meal D) Refuse to attend
A) A historic enemy of the people B) The man who stole his gold C) The genius who thought up this worker's paradise D) A tyrant who ruined the country
A) Absurdist humor B) Political satire C) Slapstick humor D) Gallows humor
A) Angel B) Boulevard C) Shnook D) Schnitzel
A) Fancy-schmancy B) Kibbutz-schnitzel C) Shlemiel-shlimazel D) Shnook-shmendrik
A) Ending sentences with questions B) Speaking in rhyme C) Using only Yiddish slang D) Avoiding all English words
A) Shlimazel B) Sandwich C) Midnight D) Boulevard |